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Johnny Carson Stand Up Monologues Jokes

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

You get the feeling that Dan Quayle's golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons?

Some sad news from Australia...

the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

There is a power struggle going on between President Reagan's advisers.

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Moe and Curly are out. Larry is still in.

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford. An actor and a stuntman.

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

"Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law.

But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'"

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